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Best Hot Meal I've Ever Had

Sometimes my baby's hair is like hashed brown potatoes
And her eyes are like two eggs, fried sunny side
And in her mouth is the sweetest piece of bacon
Yes, she's the best hot meal I've ever had

Her ass is like two hot buns of bread
And her sass is like a smoky piece of ham
And she always knows how to cut the mustard
Yes, she's the best hot meal I've ever had

Her mouth is like a big ole bowl of chili
And her words are all a pile of grated cheese
And when she cries, she says it's only the onions
Yes, she's the best hot meal I've ever had

She's always hot and steaming
Straight out of the oven
And she only gives her honey to me

She tells me I can have 
as many course as I need
Well, baby I'm on my knees.


Think: Al Jolson